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lifeisverybeautiful:
“Ice Age by @Doug88888 on Flickr.
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lifeisverybeautiful:

Ice Age by @Doug88888 on Flickr.

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lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

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whatthefnews:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Glad she had a weapon just in case. it’s sad we gotta worry about carrying weapons just to exist but PLEASE CARRY WEAPONS LADIES!!! DEFEND YOUR SAFETY + PRIVACY!!!

This is so common, I’ve got a dozen stories but I’ll start with these 2.

My fiance bought me a knife with a clip because I was driving early am and late and night back and forth for college. I kept that bitch clipped to the center of my bra so if I needed it I didn’t have to dig through my purse. And it came in handy, about a month later I was leaving a dance class and this guy approached me trying to get my number. I told him I was taken and I wasn’t interested. He didn’t take no for an answer and grabbed my hand, so I pulled the knife about half way out of my bra and as soon as he saw of he backed off. I made it very clear I would cut his balls off if he ever laid a hand on me again. Thankfully our dance teacher saw everything and got him put on academic probation with supervision.

Next

If you feel like you’re being followed, make a scene, call someone, and get someplace safe.

In 2016 I was driving alone across state lines to take care of family, it was about an hour one way and I made the trip 3 times a week. I was used to this route and always traveled at like 3 am because of my schedule. NOBODY is on the road at that time, until about two weeks into this schedule a red pickup starts driving right on my ass for no lie like 30 minutes.

At first I thought he was just drunk because he kept swerving out of the lane and back in. But then I realize he’s yelling and having his hands and trying to get me to pull over. In the middle of nowhere 3 am. NOPE. FUCK THAT.

It’s a straight drive and he could obviously pass if he wanted. Whatever he wants I don’t. So I put on my hazard lights, called 911 and drove straight to the local pd. Bet your ass the second I pulled up to that police station his ass was gone. I reported it to the 911 operator then again to the cop when I pulled up and gave a full description.

I don’t know if they ever found him, but I do know I got home safe and that’s enough for me.

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fat-mabari:

localrose:

localrose:

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

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an update: they are Good Pajamas

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This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

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bugbite7:

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Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea of where they will put any of them when they get home.

moxperidot:
“ anafenza:
“ humming-bird-moth:
“ discoursestorm:
“ connyhascontrol:
“I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
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Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” ”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
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this post only gets worse
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super...

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moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

dorknewton:
“ thetruerarkher:
“ roll-for-anal-circumference:
“ avidneopian:
“ cosmipup:
“is matt mercer fucking ok
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Wait they have a mansion?
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That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.
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Excuse me
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dorknewton:

thetruerarkher:

roll-for-anal-circumference:

avidneopian:

cosmipup:

is matt mercer fucking ok

Wait they have a mansion?

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

Excuse me

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petermorwood:
“ lateralfire:
“ slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:
“ ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO
IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW
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GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD
END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD
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WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS
GIVE THE BIRBS SOME...

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petermorwood:

lateralfire:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO

IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW

GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD

END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD

WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS

GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS

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dateacutiesuggestion:

Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake

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cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”